Wednesday, 27 March 2019

Game of Theories app

I recently found out about a new app in google play store that provides you with all the different kinds of theories in just one place. You can like the particular theory and vote for it. There are constant updates about the new theories and its well up-to-date.

If you have an android phone then download the app using the following link:

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.gadduapps.thetheroyapp.got

Give it a shot and please leave a review.

Wednesday, 6 April 2016

Goodbye, nice to know you !

“When you win nothing hurts”, Frank you always said this. But, you can’t win all the time can you? I will keep it simple and short, as I know that there would be only a handful people who will read this.

Ever since I was ushered in this world, I was told about how I should behave towards society and people. The sheer embarrassment and delusion that people surround themselves in order to appease others makes me choke on my own vomit. The fake smile, the show of money, the status, fancy cars, watches, gadgets and things, these things that surround people all the time. I renounce this dogma. I am sick of it. Do this at this time, do that at another time. Religion, government and all the people have told me to do things as they wanted. I have had enough of this and now I need to take control of the things that I want to do.

Frank, I will be honest with you. You have given me all the luxuries that any woman could ever dream of, but in the event of giving me things to live, you forgot to give me a life. A life, where you and I could be together when we want, talk to each other face to face, holding hands and not through skype. I want to see you in the morning when I wake up in the morning not the walls of this huge and lonely house. Although, I am legally married to you, but work has been your life. I have failed in everything that I have done. I have neglected my life so much that I can barely think of any positives about it. I can’t fake it anymore now. Death comes only once, but I have died day in and day out. Every hour that I have spent in this house alone, makes me die, and every time I try is when every time I die.

When I think about the aims and desires that I had as a child, I can’t help myself but sulk. Deep down there is a great amount of regret that is burning my heart each moment of every hour that I live here. When and where will I meet my fate? Confined in these giant walls where there is nothing that my mind can perceive of life. The more I look outside, the more I feel my life starting to disappear. But, it all ends today.

Take care of Maggi. She will not miss me, as she loves the things that you have given her more than me. There is nothing more to write, nothing more to give. Just my life to take and leave this world.


Goodbye.

Thursday, 19 November 2015

What if i die?

What if I die? I hope this question goes unanswered. The horns were honking, as I lay flat on my bed watching the monotonous rotation of the fan on my ceiling. Is my life the same, going through the same rough patch all the time? The only difference being that I could change my motion, I could put a full stop to my existence. I closed my eyes to search for answers that could put a stop to this misery I was going through. Who has abandoned me? Oh God! Is it my friends or my family- no it can’t be my family they love me too much. I have only let the world, magnify my agony. Or are you the one who has abandoned me, just because I am a dot in this crap hole of existence, we call Life.
                Life to me has been great, a wonderful family to begin with, surrounded by good company of my friends and my well wishers. I graduated from one of the premier institutes of my state. I am an engineer, a software engineer. I was placed in a company which is renowned for making operating systems for any computer in this world. That is their credit and its worth mentioning. I wanted to go for higher studies preferably for a M.B.A.
I wanted to do it from abroad so that I get a good job and the competition will be a lot less as compared to what it is in India. So I filled up forms for the exam and it was due in September. I also wanted to buy a flat as a gift to my parents before I leave. Everything was set; my girlfriend still wanted to continue with our relationship crossing borders, I don’t blame her for that, I love her too, but I didn’t want to force her for the sake of my greed. We promised to stay in contact, come what may. She told me to keep my cool and don’t worry about anything. My parents liked her too; she is very caring and humble. She always takes good care of my parents considering she is not from our caste. The real truth was that she loved me more than I did to her. I will miss her greatly because once she is far, my life would be hollow without her, but my decision was final.
I cleared my exam and I got a good scholarship for my further studies. I booked my flight tickets and it was ten days away from this date.
13th November: I was a little nervous considering this would be my first time in many years that I will be leaving my family and my girlfriend - Simran. I had to do my routine work of getting vegetables from the store nearby. I also needed to do a bit of shopping for Simran and possibly I could gift her something valuable. It was already half past four, so it was getting late and I asked Simran to be quick because there was a probability for heavy showers.
We got on to my car and the store was not too far from my home, but I had planned differently that day- I wanted to propose Simran for marriage. That would be a great surprise for her. I wanted to take her to the loneliest place in the city so that we could be happy in our solitude before we drift apart. I had already bought her a diamond ring- a woman’s best friend. We were driving and talking at the same point regarding general things, and every now and then she warned me not to have any affair. I always regarded myself as a one woman man. I could never cheat on her; she was the most precious being after my parents in this world. It started getting murky and driving was difficult, I was just a starter as far as my driving was concerned. I did the driving only when I felt happy and rest of the times it was Simran. She was a fantastic driver, very cool and composed. I was a little rash on the turns.
Simran asked me a question “Do you have to go?”
 I replied “yes”.
She turned her face; I knew this was the time; I tried to get the ring out of my pocket and while doing so I didn’t see a little girl running on the street, to add to it there was a sharp turn ahead. I tried to control but my driving was not pro enough, I could only manage to turn the steering wheel right in order to save a valuable life. In that event I rammed my car onto a still truck loaded with rods. The next moment I was in comatose, when I saw Simran’s body ruptured by those rods.
She was spot dead. As far as I was concerned, I didn’t have my seat belt fasten adding to the rash driving I was doing I hurt my head but I was unlucky to survive the rods. Unlucky I was, because I deserved those iron bars through my guts. I survived, but that left me shattered my Love was dead and the left part of my body was permanently disabled. I was semi paralyzed- half in the body and half which controls it- the almighty brain. The next few months were equally worse I had never imagined this in any of the wildest dreams that I had pictured.
Presently 6th July:     I remembered a quote, I don’t know who quoted it but it hardly matters-“Hope for the best and prepare for the worst”. Now all this was making sense to me but what am I to do. I lost the opportunity to go abroad, I was paralyzed and the worst of all I lost Simran. I started to ponder if suicide was the only option as I lay discomfort ably on the couch.

I thought about it again and again. I was not getting a clear vision but as I was about to make up my mind to finish things off as the great guitarist and singer Kurt Cobain had said “It’s better to burn out than to fade away”. I saw a man on TV he was fully paralyzed at the age of six. He was still alive and now he was seventy five, he had done all this by the help of yoga. He was not perfect, he still had clear indications that he had suffered from a major accident, but the thing that mattered was that he was living a life. I gave it a second thought when my mother approached me and said “beta, you know, when you were about a year old, you hardly walked “she added “Son it’s the same here the only difference is that, you learnt how to use your body in the next few years, it didn’t matter then why does it matter to you now” she paused to continue again “You were still a kid for us and you still are.” She left me with a book of questions……… I had only one question to answer –What if I die, what will I get?

Friday, 21 August 2015

Feminist and Misogynist.

“Why are you a misogynist?”
“What? I am not a misogynist, why would you say that?” I replied, amazed by the sudden accusation made towards me.
“I think you are an anti-woman.” She continued to put her thoughts forward.
“I am not against women, I treat them the same way I treat men. Both are equal in my understanding, well almost equal.”
“That is not how you should treat a girl. Girls think very different from how boys think!”
“I will agree on that part, we are very different”, I smirked making a sarcastic remark, hoping she wouldn’t get it, and she didn’t disappoint me.
“I have seen you making remarks about girls, saying that they behave in strange ways. You should respect women. We have tolerated for a very long time, and now we should be treated equal.”
I knew that I had sparked a fire in the conversation.
“To be honest, girls do not use their brains when they have to, they are always living in a fantasy world of some sort. I say to you and all the others, come back to earth and face the reality!”
If I could portray an emoji for her reaction it has to be the one with the red face. She continued not to back down.
“You are constantly telling that women should be more responsible, but then there are things that we cannot do, like being physical and lifting heavy weights, that is a man’s job. I can accept that, but we should stop having words like chairman, mankind, and spokesman. Instead, we should be using words like chairperson, humankind and spokesperson.”
“Oh please, suddenly you are against words, what kind of sick idea is that. See, I told you, where you need to apply brain, you don’t. You are worried about changing words.” I remarked with a good comeback, hoping that she will back down. But, she didn’t.
“Again the same topic, you are not treating women with respect. That is not how you should talk to a girl. Your tone is rude to me, and its hurting.”
There is no comeback from this. Spinning around the same topic all the time. I stood up to leave but I -remarked one last time – “If you want respect, you need to earn it. Don’t demand it. You can continue to live in your fantasy world while I have to go to office.”
“What do you want for dinner today?” she asked with genuine concern.
“Some Italian would be great. Bye, and I love you”

“Love you too.”

Inspired by George Carlin's stand up comedy.

Monday, 10 August 2015

Young Guns


Back in 1983, when Sujit Banerjee and his ally Jatin Dasgupta fled Calcutta after a robbery, they carried with them two bonduks (locally made guns) and twenty thousand rupees. Bonduk is called tamancha in Uttar Pradesh and desi- kata (sometimes just katta) in Bihar. A bonduk is a small hand gun which is indigenously made in parts of India. It comes in handy and is cheaper than the foreign made guns, something that the killers and robbers of the country favored before the nineties. These guns were made by gun smiths and were sold only if their identity was kept in the dark. During the British colonialism, when the rebels fought against the British raj, they obviously didn’t import guns from outside. There were special gun smiths that learned the craft of developing a locally made gun and supplied it to the rebels. As India is a country where occupation is heredity, this art is still in practice and is kept under the eye of the government. Some also claim that the police knows about it, but they never say a word, because they are fed, under the table.

Sujit was a school dropout and Jatin dropped out from the famous Hindu college of Calcutta, which is now known as the Presidency University. Both knew each other for a long time, since they lived in the same hostel- the Bakers hostel in Taltala. Not only did they share the room, but also the poverty stricken nights without food. There were nights when they would satisfy their cravings with puffed rice and green chilies. On some nights, neither of those was available. The planning of the robbery was simple, hold a gun to the face of a businessman and take his money from his house. The motivation was obvious- money. The idea of robbing someone is difficult to execute, it is entirely on a different level of danger, but the motive and the most important thing in their mind was not to get caught. The execution was next to perfect and they managed to run away with twenty thousand cash. The police were informed and the search was on. But, both were not found, because they didn’t stay in Calcutta, they were on their way to Siliguri and from there to Nepal.

To dodge the police, they changed their modes of transportation, sometimes they travelled by train and sometimes by bus. Sometimes they walked for many kilometers, just to make sure they didn’t leave any traces behind. Jatin knew someone in Nepal who could help them settle there with the recently acquired cash. They first stopped in Asansol, then Malda, then travelled for 3 days to reach Kishangunj and finally they had to reach Siliguri. Between Kishanganj and Siliguri, they made a stop at Bagdogra- ten kilometers away from Siliguri.

Back in the days, Bagdogra was a notorious place and there was a lot of illegal smuggling that went on via the border of Nepal. Both of them decide to halt for few hours and then continue their journey hence. The border through Panitanki was not heavily guarded and even the police didn’t care about it. But, they did indulge themselves in random searches. If your luck ran out, they could seize the money and you end up in prison, Chances of that happening was one in a hundred. Both Sujit and Jatin were aware of the possible danger, but they were prepared to take the risk.

They made a stop near Bihar more at a local bar called the Mohini bar. Mohini bar was located at a deserted place, where few buildings were constructed. Unaware of the fact that this bar was owned by a rich landlord, it was a haven for thugs and hooligans. There was a sign board that read- “Children are not allowed”.

“Why are children not allowed?” asked Jatin trying to think that there was after all some sanctity in people alive.

“So that they don’t learn drinking and smoking” Sujit replied with some disgust and dragged Jatin in.
Most people who came to the bar were laborers and they didn’t have much cash on them. But, there was an illegal betting room, where some of the well to do people gambled during the day. During the day it is safe, as the police are busy with their activities and once in a blue moon, the raid is performed at night. Betting during the day was highly classified activity and only a few handful of people were allowed to enter the private room. The bets went on for hours without disturbance from people. Only alcohol was permitted inside through a waiter called Subhojit. Subhojit was twelve years old and was absolutely harmless, hence the selection. Nobody actually knew how high were the stakes but legend has it that few thousands were on offer.

Sujit walked in and scanned the place. He didn’t see many people, owing to the time of the day. Jatin followed a second later. There were seven tables with seating for four at each one of them. If the crowd was large, the tables were joined manually. The bartender was a burly man of late thirties, with less hair on his head and more on his face. He had a scar across his forehead, from an earlier confrontation of a physical battle. He wore ragged clothes and gave the impression of running the place smoothly without much money on offer. He gave a ghastly look, at the new customers and assigned them a table from the corner of the eye. A man of few words, Pradeep the bartender summoned Subhojit to service the new guests.

“What do you want sir? Ki lagbe?”

“What do you have?” said Sujit.

“Do you want Indian or foreign?”

“How much for foreign, and what is the pri..?” questioned Sujit to know his options, when he was interrupted by Jatin.

“Foreign kano? (Why foreign liquor) Manush aamader shondeho korbe! (People would suspect us)”, with the hinge of discomfort Jatin tried to stop Sujit.

“Chaap nis na bada! Kichu hobe na, accha foreign nibo na”, Sujit in turn consoled Jatin to relax and that nothing would happen and that he wouldn’t order foreign liquor.

Jatin relaxed for a while. Sujit in the meantime placed the order for a bottle of Indian liquor. To complement the alcohol, he also ordered for some snacks in the form of ‘bhuja’, which is referred to as Bombay mix in Great Britain.

The order was served in a few minutes and both of them indulged themselves into a private conversation regarding future plans.

“Listen, we will leave this place here and go to Panitanki, from there we go to Kakarbitta and from there to Kathmandu. Three days to do so, after that we need to plan together and stay focused.” Sujit reiterated the plan just to keep the conversation going for Pradeep not to be skeptical.

“Accha ekta kotha, tell me a thing, is ten thousand enough for one person? What if we need more money to send home? What if we run out of options?” Jatin tightened his brows with a worried look on his face.

“Tor mane ki? (What are you implying?)”

 “What if this money is not enough? What do we do then? Should we steal again, but we can’t take this gun to Nepal.”

“Thik bolchis, you are right, but do you have a plan?”

“We need extra money, just in case we need to bribe the police or for dire circumstances.” There was a silence and Jatin spoke again “What if we loot this place? It’s kind of deserted here, few people, no police nearby and these people hold in a lot of cash within their drawers, my gut feeling is kicking in. If we show them the gun we can get the money without bloodshed.” Before Jatin could finish Sujit interrupted.

“Bahire dhore nibe, they would catch us outside. We can’t run till Nepal like this, you are crazy.”

“No I am not, I saw a motorcycle outside and I saw the waiter deliver the keys to the bartender, we can run away on the motorcycle and ditch it somewhere after 10-15 kilometers. We will go to Panitanki after that. Nobody knows us and they wouldn’t even suspect us.”

“This sounds too good to be easy, let’s be satisfied with what we have. If you need money you can take some from me.” Sujit tried to shun the devilish idea that Jatin was having.

“Okay, let me observe for few more minutes and then I will tell you to abandon or to execute. There are currently two people here. One waiter and one bartender, which makes it four, excluding us. 

These are laborers and they will comply when a gun is at their face. The waiter is a child he will not do anything. This leaves us with the bartender, we are two and he is single. He is outnumbered and he will be unarmed, at least I hope so. He will not take a chance with his life. There is nobody outside. It’s hot and except the petrol pump there is nothing that could house people. I say let us do it.” Jatin thought about this in haste, but he was confident that he was not wrong.

A robbery here would be much easier than the one they had pulled out five days back. The bartender would naturally fear for his life and he is surely not the owner, so he would give the money.

“Oh sob thik aache, kintu taka kato pabo?” Sujit counter questioned Jatin about the quantity of cash they could loot. He continued “Maximum, he will have five hundred nothing more than that. Let’s not risk everything for such a petty amount.”

“True. Let me find out if he has more cash. If he doesn’t we pay the bill and go out. Else we wait.”

“Ja khushi kor (do as it pleases)” replied Sujit and finished his drink.

After eight focused minutes on the bartender and the waiter and some more drinks Jatin was sure that he wanted to rob this place. There was an instance when the waiter came up to the bartender and asked him something. The bartender gave him something wrapped in a cloth. Jatin was sure that it was the earnings of a few days and it could be more than five thousand. The bar was a single floor building so there had to be a safe somewhere inside. Possibly there could be more than that meets the eye. Jatin was absolutely sure that he wanted to execute the plan.

“Let us do it. I have done all my research and my plan is full proof.”

“Pagla na ki? Are you crazy?”

Sujit received a stern look “No I am not crazy, I am sure about the cash this place has and we are going to rob it in the next minutes.”

Sujit looked at Jatin to read his face, he was at the peak of his concentration and he was not at all joking. Sujit had no option, he had to carry out the task.

“Thik aache bada, but if I die, you will pay my share to my family in Bankura.”

“Sure” replied Jatin, he stood up and walked to the bartender.

“Dada, kato hoyeche bill? (How much is the bill).”

The bartender ran a quick check of his notepad and replied “eighteen” only to look at a gun that was pointing at his nose.

There was silence and Sujit, locked the doors of the bar, told all the customers to remain seated and called the waiter.

“Chotu, ja taka niye aai. Get the cash in this bag.” The waiter stopped and looked at the bartender for instructions. The bartender didn’t move. Nobody else did.

Jatin holding the gun even firm asked the bartender to give him the cash “give me the cash and you can live, do something silly and I will shoot you. Do not speak a word, just do what I say. Send the waiter to get the cash you sent inside and put the rest in this bag.”

The bartender didn’t blink an eye, he stood firm and said “No, I will not give you what is sent inside, we hardly have a hundred rupees here in the counter, you can take that and leave the boy.”
Jatin was unabashed “Give me what you have here and tell the boy to get the rest of the cash from inside.”

Bartender was stern again and replied “the child will not go inside, I can give you the money that I have here.”

Jatin asked him to fill the bag “Thik aache.” After receiving a thrifty amount, Jatin was not satisfied, he couldn’t agree that his planning was wrong and he was sure that there was more money. He told Sujit to take a look inside with the boy while he grabbed the motorcycle keys.
Two seconds later, there was gun fire in the inner room. There was a series of bullets that were fired and Sujit didn’t move. He fixed a gaze at the door and was sure that anybody walking outside that door would be shot. There were few more shots within the next seconds and then the sound subsided.
Nobody walked out from the door. Baffled about the recent events, Jatin asked for explanation to the bartender “What happened?”

The bartender tried to pull out his gun and point at Jatin. But, Jatin was quick and shot him dead with the first bullet. That was the first bullet he had ever fired. He saw the blood spill on the wall behind and his face was also covered in spots of red. One of the laborers tried to run, but he was shot was Sujit. There remained only one laborer, the waiter and unknown amount of people inside the room.
Sujit was scared so he ordered the last laborer to take a look inside the room. He was told at gunpoint so he couldn’t refuse. The laborer took slow measured steps. Turning around after each step and almost asking to let him go. He reached the door after a total of ten steps. He opened the door and almost in the next second he too was shot dead.

Jatin was sure that there was cash in there and he didn’t want to give up on his plan, but he had less time. So he decided to go in and shoot anybody who was in sight. He started to walk towards the room. Sujit wouldn’t approve “are you crazy, there is no way you are going in there.”
They had to know if there was an imminent danger in that room. Both of them looked at chotu Subhojit and asked him about the shooting. He was scared and he didn’t reply for a minute.
“Inside, there are four gamblers, I don’t know how many are alive or dead. They have a lot of money, please don’t kill me, let me go” said Subhojit and pleaded for mercy.

Sujit worried for his life said “Let’s get out of here, this doesn’t seem to be a good idea. There is money there, but risking our lives would be nonsensical.”

 Jatin was unabashed “No, I am not leaving without the cash that is inside. Chotu, go in and check if there is anyone alive?”

Scared for his life, Subhojit, took baby steps and said “Maalik, aami aaschi (master, I am coming in).” While following him closely were Jatin and Sujit. Both of them clasped the gun in front of their eye and were ready like a sniper. Slow measured steps brought them close to the door. They ordered Subhojit to open the door.

Subhojit, opened the door, which creaked giving shrill noise. Inside, the room was a bloodbath, there lay four men, with bodies punctured by bullets. There was approximately fifteen thousand cash on the table. After observing that all the people were dead, both Jatin and Sujit collected the cash and headed out. They had to dart for the bus to Panitanki, when they heard the sobbing of the waiter.
He had seen such a horrific incident and he was the only witness that was left behind. Jatin wanted to run away, but Sujit felt for the child. He grabbed a couple thousand rupees and told the child to run away and lead another life. He was twelve and he could start anew. The money meant nothing for the time being, as the trauma was more painful. But, they had to leave. Subhojit’s family would take care of him and time would heal everything. They told him not to cry and to take the money to his family and run away from here. Time was less and they had to move on. Sujit said a soulful bye to the waiter, but he didn’t respond.

Both of them knew something was wrong, Sujit showed his emotions while Jatin hid it. When they opened the door for a new start with more than thirty thousand rupees. They saw a young girl standing outside.

“Tui ke? Who are you?” asked Jatin.

“Aami Debo. (I am Debo).”

“Why are you standing here?” asked Jatin again.


“My dad is drinking inside!” Silence, and then Jatin fell to his knees, clutching his gun and teary eyes.

Sunday, 26 April 2015

Stupid people using social media.

It is a sad day for the people of Nepal and parts of India, where thousands have lost their lives due to earthquakes. Many world heritage sites are demolished and infrastructure along with the people are in disarray. In this time we can only hope that people are safe and the ones who have lost their lives- may their soul rest in peace. I hope the families and the people of the affected parts have the strength to bear the pain of the trauma they are going through. Time will heal everything but scares always remain. Neighboring countries have extended their support and are helping the people of Nepal get through this difficult times. May peace be restored as soon as possible!

Now I have been following stories that are covering the social media. Some ass clowns are really dumb. They have updated their statuses as “Experienced the first earthquake.” I say to these people do you have a sense or have you sold that to the local garbage collector, because I can see how nobody would be interested in such kind of brains. Which sense makes you update shit like this and not feel for the people who have lost their lives? Is status updating so mandatory? Is getting like a part of your life? I know these kind of people who tend to take selfies and update it as “Earthquake selfies.” These are nimrods, who in paper have the necessary document to warranty that they are educated but lack it when it is most desired. Stop spreading garbage and think what you do. It may be fine with you but people who suffer will be hurt. You can get a 1000 likes from a friend but you can never get a friend from a 1000 likes.

I also see people saying God help us. Isn’t he the one who has done it? Isn’t he responsible for all the activities that happen in the world? He wanted people to die so came the earthquake. Why are you praying to him for help? It’s like asking the cigarette who has given you the cancer, to ease your pain. Here is a story I would like to share.

There was a person from the insurance company who was getting enormous amount of calls post such natural disaster. According to the company rules and regulation this was supposed to be an act of God. During such times the insurance company bears no debt to the insurant. After forceful and frequent calls, he dialed God.
“Hello”, he said.
“Yes, hello” replied God.
“May I speak to God?”
“Speaking.”
“Ahh!! Never expected you to answer.”
“What do you want?”
“Oh, yes, this natural disaster, is that you.”
“Yes, who else would it be?”
“Okay, just another small question, last week did you make the tree fall on my car? It was a black Mercedes near the hospital?”
“Date?” asked God.
“19th April 26, 2015.”
“Hmm, no that wasn’t me.”
“Are you sure?” asked the man.
“Of course I am, that time I was busy giving AIDS and EBOLA to the children of Africa.”

The point is there is no God. If there is a God, I don’t believe in such kind of a supernatural power that kills children using natural disasters and diseases and leave out the terrorist to carry out their plan. There is no God. There never was and there never will be. Help people- that is the biggest currency. Give the faith that you are ready to help- that is the biggest assurance.


Story taken from the stand up by Ricky Gervais.

Wednesday, 1 April 2015

My Choice.


So these people are at it again. One video has created massive outrage throughout the country and every keyboard warrior is out on the streets of the internet mocking, spreading hateful messages and ridiculing Deepika. They are making their voices heard and stamping their authority to say that this video is wrong in so many levels and dimensions. There was a news too where a man was found peeing in public and he was heard stating that that was his choice.
Freedom of speech is granted by the constitution, but you don’t go and abuse your father do you? Do you challenge the constitution of India and demand that you should have a right to abuse whoever you want? You don’t.
“It is my choice if I want to have sex outside of marriage”- this is the statement that has hauled every so called lunatic out of his shell and onto the streets. Men can’t take it if women start to rise and say things like this. In this country women are not equal to men, I agree to that. Women are not equal to men. They are far superior in the aspects of life.
It’s has always been about men in this world. The history, the evolution, the wars, the destruction, the guns, the murders, the drugs, the killing and the mayhem on this planet we call ‘Mother Earth’. Have you ever given it a thought as to why it is mother earth and not father earth? It’s plain and simple- had it been a male he would have destroyed himself long time back. It’s the patience of the women that is tested time and again and on multiple occasions. These male chauvinists who claim that women are being given too much liberty should go fuck themselves.
It’s always been about dicks to these men. The bigger dick will rule the world. USA bombing other countries, just to prove that they have bigger dicks. They tried it with Russia, but hey, Russians have big dicks too, so they started a cold war. Everywhere it has been these men who have created violence and destruction in the life of other humans. All the wars till date have been fought primarily by men. The evilest men that this earth has seen have been men, be it Hitler or Stalin. So why the sense of pride if I may ask? Why is there a bloated ego that you are a man and you have a right to do things? Well, for your information, you don’t.
Let’s come to the topic of women empowerment. Most of you would have never heard about Maggie Doyne. Look up in Wikipedia, you will know about her. She is an American citizen living in Nepal. She had opened an orphanage there to take care of the orphans who had no one to support them after the civil war. She started with the orphanage, now she has a school where there are around fifty students. She has a health clinic too. She helps women by teaching them the art of sewing. She teaches them to be independent and self-reliant. She teaches them to read and write in English. Together these women are learning the art of doing something useful that can not only help themselves but also their families. This is called empowerment. These women who would have otherwise not done anything are now learning ways of life.
Women empowerment is not a video by Vogue. Vogue magazine that portrays slim, well maintained female models showing their body, cannot be the source of empowerment. Empowerment refers to increasing the spiritual, political, social or economic strength of individuals and communities. It does not refer to the flaunting of sexuality. It does not mean wearing a set of clothes, having sex with someone, returning home late. To be frank no one should be even awake at four in the morning let alone returning from somewhere.
The video is an effort to say that women have their choice in terms of sexuality and sex. It has nothing to do with empowerment and it has nothing to do with the people endorsing it. So to the men who think that a women cannot do what she pleases, well neither can you. So stop poking your dick in others matter. My point is that people are being made role models for things that they do not support and feel. Wrong people are being put on TV for wrong things, and we need to stop that. On the other hand being men, we need to say to our dicks- let the brain do all the thinking, you should rise for sex.
To all men, let women be empowered (see the meaning above).
To all women, empowering doesn’t mean you wear the same clothes as men and join the exact corporations that they join and ruin the lives of the others making money and going after materialistic items. Be different. Sexuality is not democracy. You can be more.
Deepika- do shampoo and moisturizer advertisements, don’t make a fool out of yourself coming on youtube and saying you support empowerment. Let’s face it. You don’t.
Maggie- you are the real hero.


Inspired by the words of George Carlin.